valentinostclaire:

Why does toilet paper NEED a commercial? Who is not buying toilet paper?

(via paquettey)

googlehomie:

ahh school… *inhales deeply* the sweet smell of a flawed education system and high stress levels

(Source: slydigger, via inbox)

jakemalik:

i bet you don’t even have 99 problems you probably have like 92 or 93 stop exaggerating

(via a-spider)

vagisodium:

one time me and my friends were really high waiting at a stop sign and after like ten minutes he turns to me and he’s like “this is the longest stop sign ever”

(via egberts)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”

(via egberts)

vinoxe:

all i do is look at text posts and wonder how i didn’t think of them first

how did i not think of this

(via bieberinmypants69)